"What you see here
is one of the largest safety trials," Rebecca Hoffman, associate medical
director at Abbott, said in an interview. At this point, Lou Costello
climbed onto the stage (doing a "drunk act") arms filled with pies.
He threw one in Ms.
Hoffman's face, one in Abbott's face, and then, Costello pulled Abbott's
pants out and stuffed a meringue pie into them.
At which point, Abbott
pulled a plastic bow and arrow kit out of his coat and started firing
at Costello. "Heeeeyyyyyy, Aaaabbbbottttttt!" screamed Lou.
"Based on the number
of patients who have taken D2E7 and the number of studies we've completed,"
Rebecca Hoffman began again, "we are confident in the safety and efficacy...
"
Meanwhile, Lou Costello
had pulled a suitcase out from under the conference table. He extracted
a "fold-a-way" ladder and large water balloon.
Abbott had returned
to paying attention to Ms. Hoffman's speech, and didn't notice Lou setting
the ladder up, climbing to the top, and dropping the balloon on Bud.
Abbott looked up
and yelled at Lou, and kicked the ladder over. Lou came crashing down,
through a wall, and onto a large table in the next room, where a pie-eating
contest was about to begin.
Abbott dragged Lou
up -- covered in blueberry -- and started slapping his face in forehand
and backhand manner, over and over.
"Based on the number
of patients who have taken D2E7 and the number of studies we've completed,
we are confident in the safety and, uh, efficacy profiles," Rebecca Hoffman
finished abruptly and left the stage.
By the time she was
gone, Bud and Lou had chased each other across the street to a studio
commissary, where they began an epic 18-minute food fight. Frankenstein
and the Wolf Man were expected to join in.
Abbott expects peak
annual sales in excess of $1 billion within four to five years of launch,
helped by the product's more convenient dosing regime compared with its
rivals.
The company said
one-year results from another Phase II study showed that 89 percent of
patients elected to remain on D2E7 therapy for more than one year.