NOVEMBER...
In the Cut 11.02.03
Love Actually 11.08.03
Kill Bill: Volume 1 11.12.03
Late Spring 11.14.03
Tokyo Story 11.14.03
Elf 11.19.03
At the Movies
November 2003
In the Cut. 11.02.03. $6.25 Sunday, 2pm. Ticket sold by Raechelle at the Empire 3 at 2:02pm.
This movie is a mess, the mystery, or detective story, is absurd and useless. The film has a style, a sense of claustrophobia, a hot redness in the photography. Meg Ryan tries to get away from her good girl image and is partially nude at times, and she's fine. Mark Ruffalo is great as a smarmy NYC cop. The great Jennifer Jason Leigh doesn't do much, and is wasted here in a small role we've seen her do before. Nick Damici, Sharrieff Pugh, Kevin Bacon co-star. Directed by Jane Campion of The
Piano. Campion wrote the screen play with Susanna Moore, based on Moore's novel. Nicole Kidman and Laurie Parker produced.
A New York writing professor has an erotic affair with a police detective (Ruffalo) investigating a grisly murder in her neighborhood. She and we start wondering if the cop is also the killer. Red herrings abound. Is an angry young student of Ryan's the killer? Is Ryan's half-sister Leigh the killer? Is Ryan's stalker ex-beau the killer? Is the cop's partner the killer? Is Ryan the killer? Is the bartender? Is the cabbie? It's so uninvolving it doesn't matter.
Love Actually. I saw the late show of this Saturday night, November 8, 2003, with Jane, in the second row of a nearly sold out screening room in the AMC 1000 Van Ness.
The heading for the LA Weekly's review of Love Actually read "Fluff, Glorious Fluff." Sure,
they're being smarty-pants, but that doesn't mean they're wrong, really.
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Keira
Knightley looks gorgeous, while Andrew
Lincoln cries. |
Actually, Love Actually (ha
ha) is one of the better of those Richard Curtis-penned crowd pleasers: Four
Weddings and a Funeral (1994), Notting Hill (1999), and Bridget
Jones's Diary (2001). This is Curtis' first attempt at writing
and directing, and it's commendable enough.
Four Weddings and a Funeral introduced audiences to the charming, bumbling Hugh Grant, but other than that -- and a wonderful performance by Kristin Scott Thomas -- that film doesn't have much else to offer. Notting
Hill is crap. I thought Bridget Jones's Diary was a very good adaptation of a light comic novel. We felt empathetic towards Renee Zellweger, Colin Firth was handsome and charming in an old fashioned way, and Grant was fantastic, revealing the cad underneath that fumbling, tongue-tied charm.
In fact Love Actually is second only to Bridget Jones. Probably too light, too many stories to intertwine -- managing to make the film both too short and too long. But I was never bored. The film is slick and pretty, but the story editing is a little sloppy.
Lots of couples in love. Many happy endings, a couple not. The couple not-happy endings really help the film from becoming too sugary and bullshity, or bullshit-filled. I'm probably -- definitely -- going to give away some spoilers here, so don't read on if you haven't seen it yet...
And this is all rather scattered, but so is the movie, so I guess that's okay...
Andrew Lincoln is in love with Keira Knightley, but she's in love with someone
else -- Andrew's best friend -- plus they've just married. Andrew was best
man. He hides his love by acting like he doesn't like Keira at all. Keira is
currently the best prospect the UK has. She's young, and fresh and gorgeous
and endearing. She's the second lead in Bend It Like Beckham (2002), and the
girl in Pirates of the Caribbean.
Colin Firth's brother is sleeping
with Colin Firth's girlfriend/wife, so Firth drops everything and moves to
Italy where he falls in love with his non-English
speaking cleaning woman (L™cia Moniz). Kind of like Apollonia in The
Godfather.
Meanwhile, Emma Thompson is married to Alan Rickman. Rickman is trying to
stay faithful, but his hot secretary Heike Makatsch (Nackt [2002], Resident
Evil [2002], Aimee & Jaguar [1999]), as Mia, is all over
his shit. We don't really find out why.
Emma Thompson is really good at playing
the aging, losing-her-looks, getting-fat, over-the-hill, boring, tiresome
wife, because she really seems those things. I mean, we, the audience,
are sympathetic, but she's still so damn boring.
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Devil
woman Heike
Makatsch; aging fuddy-duddy Alan Rickman. |
Liam Neeson's wife just died and he had to raise his 8 or 10 year old stepson
on his own. And this kid is in love with some little girl, so there's that
story line.
Bill Nighy (who has also been great in I Capture the Castle [2003]
and Still Crazy [1998]) is good and provides most of the laughs as an aging
rocker trying to make a comeback with a tacky Christmas song. He has some
good scenes with his longtime agent, played by Gregor Fisher.
Grant gives one of the
best performances as the charming, bumbling Prime Minister (!). Billy
Bob Thornton in effect plays George W. Bush,
while Grant plays the
as yet unknown guy who's going to take over from Tony Blair,
as the film implies that Blair is soon out because he kowtows to every Bush
command.
Thornton is
good as
the powerful
US politician. Grant also finds time to fall immediately in love
with a cute secretary, Martine McCutcheon ("EastEnders").
Meanwhile, the great Laura Linney is in love with a co-worker, some Italian
kid with no shirt on. Something finally almost happens,
but
Linney
fucks it up -- she has given up her life to take care of her seemingly schizophrenic
brother who she constantly talks to on the phone. On the surface she can pretend
like she's doing the Mother Teresa thing -- but it's barely touched on (nicely)
that she uses it as a crutch for herself too.
In a seemingly unrelated
sub-story Martin Freeman (Tim on "The Office")
and Joanna Page are actors who keep similating graphic sex scenes for
some movie being made, yet their courtship is very slow and old-fashioned.
I
think we've seen this gag before, but it's cute enough I suppose. And
there's nudity,
so there's that...
Kris Marshall plays a
down-on-his-luck sad sack who thinks if he goes to America there'll be
3 or 4 unbelievably hot girls just dying
to go out with him, due
only to his English accent. His friend keeps trying to tell him
how stupid that plan is, but he goes anyway -- to Milwaukee no less. He
goes into a bar
and three hot girls are instantly all over his shit (as they
say). It's so outrageous I thought it was going to be a dream sequence, but
it
wasn't, and
that made it sort of mind-boggling and funny. Some of these hot
American girls are briefly played by Elisha Cuthbert ("24"), Ivana Milicevic
(the yummy blonde sales clerk in Enemy
of the State [1998]), January Jones (Bandits [2001], Shannon Elizabeth
(Americann Pie [1999]), Denise Richards (Wild Things [1998]).
Apparently the great Edward Hardwicke is in this film as Liam Neeson's stepson's grandfather, but I don't recall seeing him. Hardwicke is the son of character actor Sir Cedric Hardwicke, and is best known for playing Dr. Watson to Jeremy Brett's Sherlock Holmes.
Ironically, or not, the late John Thaw's (Inspector Morse) daughter Joanna
Thaw has a small role as -- a mourner.
Curtis favorite Rowan
Atkinson has a brief comic bit as a department store clerk doing an all-out
production on wrapping a simple gift, meanwhile,
the
customer is getting frantic that his wife will show up. Curtis
and Atkinson worked together on the brilliant "Black Adder" series for British TV and the
less brilliant "Bean" for British TV and lame film
version of Bean, for British
and American and everywhere cinemas.
The cast also includes:
Sienna Guillory, Thomas Sangster, Richard Hawley, Olivia Olson, Claudia
Schiffer, and Michael "Parky" Parkinson
as himself.
Marginal recommendation. It is what it is. If you think you'll like it you probably will; if you think you won't like it you probably won't. Enough things work out between our couples so that people won't mind that some things don't, or don't necessarily, or don't yet, and those moments are really some of the better ones. The film wants to touch you and make you laugh and make you cry, and it does, a little. I mean, I laughed some, I was touched a little, I thought about some relationship-related things. I didn't come close to crying. Not like when I saw Pieces of April. Besides writing and directing Curtis was also executive producer. Rated R for sexuality, nudity and language.
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Uma Thurman will Kill Bill, but not until Volume 2 in February. |
Kill Bill: Volume 1; 1:50 minutes; AMC 1000 Van Ness 2:10; November 12, 2003.
I kept putting this movie off, because it was never playing at any theatre I wanted to see it at. I'd heard mixed reviews. Joanna loved it, but that could mean anything. And I like Jackie
Brown, then Pulp
Fiction, then Reservoir Dogs, and for her it's the other way around.
Kill Bill isn't as good as Jackie Brown or probably Pulp
Fiction,
but it's still fantastic, exciting and beautiful. And as my sister
said, "I
can't wait for part two."
Here's CinemaSource's
summary: "An entire wedding party is
slaughtered during a dress rehearsal in a rural chapel: the pregnant
woman in the blood-splattered wedding dress is Black Mamba, better known
as The
Bride. The assassin, Bill, and his circle known as The Vipers left
The Bride for dead, but unluckily for them she was merely comatose. Four
years
later,
The Bride suddenly awakens from her coma and realizes what has been
done to her. She sets off on a ferociously focused mission, setting out
to
seek revenge on her former master and his deadly squad of assassins.
One by
one, she kills the various members of the assassin group. She saves Bill
for last."
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Lucy
Liu is fantastic as O-Ren Ishii. |
Cast: Uma Thurman, David
Carradine, Lucy Liu, Daryl Hannah, Vivica A. Fox, Michael Madsen, Michael
Parks, his son James
Parksm Sonny Chiba, Chiaki Kuriyama, Larry Bishop (son
of Joey Bishop), and gorgeous newcomer Julie
Dreyfus as Lucy Liu's right hand, Sofie Fatale.
Written and directed by
Quentin Tarantino. Produced by Lawrence Bender. Executive producers:
Erica Steinberg, E. Bennett Walsh, Bob Weinstein,
Harvey
Weinstein.
Original Music by RZA.
There's also a great use of Al Hirt's version of the "Green Hornet" theme, and Ennio Morricone's "Da
uomo a uomo."
Cinematography
by Robert Richardson. Film Editing by Sally Menke. Production
Design by Yohei Taneda and David Wasco. Art Direction by Daniel Bradford.
Set
Decoration by
Sandy Reynolds-Wasco. Costume Design by Kumiko Ogawa and
Catherine Marie Thomas.
The scheduled release date for Kill Bill: Vol. 2 is February 20, 2004.
By the way, I haven't stopped thinking about Kill Bill since I saw it a few
days ago. It was such exciting filmmaking. Not exciting like how Die Hard is
an exciting action film, but exciting like how filmmaking can, at times, excite
you. I mean, it wasn't as good as Jackie Brown, but still fantastic.
From the Castro website:
November 14-20, 2003... SPRING TURNS TO AUTUMN...
The Post-War Films of Yasujiro Ozu: Probably the most unknown
famous director, Yasujiro Ozu made extraordinary films about the most ordinary
events and circumstances.
Film scholar Donald Richie observed, "In every Ozu film, the whole world
exists in one family. The ends of the earth are no more distant than outside
the house." Within these confines Ozu found humor, tragedy, pathos, and
redemption in the small gestures and subtle rhythms of everyday life. His
influence can be seen in the works of directors as diverse as Andy Warhol,
Paul Schrader,
Wayne Wang, Jim Jarmusch, and Wim Wenders, who called his work, "a sacred
treasure of the cinema." David Thomson calls Ozu, "a vital lesson
to American film, and provocation to us to be wise, calm, and more demanding
in what we want of our films." This series brings to a our audience
the shimmering brilliance of the master's films, available at last in new
35mm prints from Cowboy Pictures. Notes adapted from the Hong Kong Festival
program. The complete Ozu series will show at the Pacific Film Archive November
23-December 21. All films in Japanese with English subtitles.
Okay, are we clear there? I've not seen any Ozu films. Until today, that is.
November 14, 2003.
Here's the Castro write-ups:
Late Spring (Banshun): 12:00, 4:45, 9:35. The master's personal favorite,
Late Spring is about ties of love, devotion and duty that bind and eventually
sever the intimate relationship between a widower and his young daughter. Where
else can the ordinary gesture of peeling an apple achieve such profound emotional
impact? The incomparable Setsuko Hara makes her debut in an Ozu film, the first
of many legendary father-daughter pairings with Chishu Ryu. Set against a genteel
and civilized background of kimonos, tea ceremonies and Noh plays, it is a
story of heartbreaking beauty. Script by Kogo Noda and Ozu. With Chishu Ryu,
Setsuko Hara, Haruko Sugimura, and Kuniko Miyake. (1949) 108m.
Tokyo Story (Tokyo
Monogatari): 2:10, 7:00. Ozu's best-known film is
ranked by the BFI international critics poll as the fifth best film of all
time. An elderly couple's trip from their provincial town to visit
their children in Tokyo becomes an elegy on the disintegration of the traditional
Japanese family. The frosty reception by their own offspring contrasted with
the gentle hospitality of their widowed daughter-in-law remains one of the
most affecting pieces in all of cinema. Script by Kogo Noda and Ozu. With
Chishu
Ryu, Setsuko Hara, Haruko Sugimura, Kuniko Miyake, and Nobuo Nakamura (1953)
136m.
First, let me say, that from the latter capsule, I believe
I have learned some Japanese: monogatari means story.
Next, let me talk about the films. I saw Late Spring first. I liked it. It was quiet, and it was somewhat touching. It lingered.
The camera lingered on people and places. It's black and white. The print
was good, but not great, but what ya gonna do? We're lucky to be able to
see these at all.
I had heard that Tokyo Story was Ozu's most famous.
I was expecting big things. I liked it, but not as much as Late Spring, and
I didn't love it. It seemed too long. An elderly couple takes the long train
ride to visit their kids and their families in Tokyo. The kids don't really
have time for the parents. One daughter in particular is particularly cold
throughout. It's not like the kids have anything against the parents, they're
just caught up with their own shit.
So, the kids (a son, with his family, a daughter with
her family) decide to get rid of the parents by sending them to a spa and
passing it off like it's a treat. The parents go, and it's for young people,
loud music, late nights, mahjong. The decide to go back and go home.
They also visit a daughter-in-law -- their son was killed
in the war. She's different. She's very nice and give them spending money
-- even though she's more strapped for cash than the others. Also the few
grandchildren are cold to their grandparents. That was the saddest part.
A scene on a hill where the old woman is trying to hang out with her 8 (?)
year old grandson and he's just too self absorbed and kind of mean to her.
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"What
does it matter what you say about people?"
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Anyway, on the train ride back, the elderly couple stop
off to see their youngest son, who's really too busy with work and baseball
games and girls or whatever to hang out with them for more than a quarter
second.
The elderly
couple return home. The children receive telegrams that their mother
is "critically" ill. So, they're like, "I guess
we should go. We're busy, but she's gonna die, so we'd really look like shits
if we don't go. Let's bring mourning clothes too." And they say
all this without any emotion.
So they
arrive, the mom's already in a coma. She dies, the youngest son arrives
late. They all leave as soon as
possible -- like
the day of the funeral -- except for the daughter-in-law widow. She stays
on. Also the old couple have a younger daughter still living at home,
she's like 20? She's a school teacher. She complains to the daughter-in-law
about
how uncaring and rude her siblings were. The daughter-in-law is like, "you
know what? That's just life. People move on and grow apart from their parents
and have their own families." And then she pretty much said that
she had treated her parents that way when they died. At least that's
what I got.
I felt like she was making it up to her own parents by treating her parents-in-law
so kindly.
But the movie seemed too long. It was like two hours
and 15 minutes. And it was kind of depressing. Not like depressing-disturbing-make
you think-make you change your life, but just kind of drab, like that's how
it is. I don't know. Maybe I should change and be nicer to my parents. Right,
like I have time for that...
Elf at the Rheem,
in, well, Rheem (near Berkeley); Weds; 11-19-03; 5:30pm; $5; Katy sold ticket;
Theatre #3. After my girlfriend and I broke up, we tried to remain "friends"
this is an example of our emails, and also a review of Elf:
J: We
went to see Elf. Have you seen this yet? I've seen it twice. Hilarious.
Ted: I
saw Elf and was disappointed; it was only mildly funny, and otherwise forgettable.
My sister had really liked it too; maybe I was expecting too much. I like
Zooey Deschanel, and Will Ferrell can be hilarious, but it didn't seem like
there were enough laughs, and the heartwarming-ness felt phony. Bob Newhart
was good
Plus while I was watching it I realized Jimmy Caan (Elf's real-life dad) and Ed Asner (Santa) co-starred together 36 years ago in El Dorado (1967) with John Wayne. Caan was the young gunslinger who the Duke took under his wing; Asner was the villain. It was kind of weird to see them together on screen so many years later.
J: I can't
believe that you didn't love Elf. I have now started answering my phone,
'Buddy the elf--what's your favorite color?' Ted, that shit is pure gold!
Or 'I like your purple outfit. It's
very purplie.'
Ted: There were some funny parts, but I just didn't feel like I was laughing enough. Were you sober when you saw it? Although I saw it like the day after we broke up so I may have been feeling kind of down. I think I was hoping the movie would help pull me out of it.
J: Thanks for the bit of movie triv, which I read and then promptly forgot.
Ted: That sounds about right.
But Katy the ticket-seller was cute.
At imdb.
DECEMBER...
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