Brand New Mr C

I moved to a new apartment in San Francisco on Sat, Feb 7 (Laurel Heights). I moved largely to get a dog. I picked up my male tricolor basenji in Squaw Valley on Sat, Feb 16!

He is named Mr. Crackers. He was born on December 17, 2001. He is 11 weeks old as of this writing (2.4.2). For more on Mr C -- including PIX -- check out Mr Crackers.

He sleeps and naps a lot. He eats a little of his doggy food and drinks water. He pisses and craps several times a day. The last few days he's been doing really well about dropping those bombs on his Wee Wee Pads, or outside on our walks.

I pick up all his craps with little blue scented dog shit bags. I think it makes dogs and dog owners look really bad when owners don't pick up their dog's shit. I think that really sucks on many levels.

Lots of people stop me to say how unbelievably cute Mr C is. Mr Crackers' full name is Mr. Benjamin "Buddy" Crackers. Sometimes called Mr C. Sometimes I call him Buddy. Sometimes I call him Mr Crackers or Crackers or mister CRACKERS.

Whoa, hold it, hold it. Mr Crackers just tried to bite my penis. That is quite a scare. I'll have to train him not to do that. Something like: "You cannot bite any part of my body or clothing, sir. But if you must, you still must stay away from certain designated areas. The fines will be heavy, sir."