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DATELINE: 08.23.00:Originally of the last 5 people, I wanted Rich to win it; but Kelly had been strong and won the last 5 immunities so I was wanting her to win it. It got down to those two. I'm fine with Rich winning it. Rudy was okay. I didn't like Susan, or Sue. Most importantly, there was a live Survivor special after the last Survivor episode, with bryant gumball (sp?) and all 16 castaways. Bryant introduced everyone, and referred to Colleen as "America's sweetheart" and this was followed by raucous applause -- more than anyone else got. *NEWSFLASH! -- I don't think there is anyone in the world more personable, more just plain darling, that Colleen Haskell, the most recent castaway to be booted out of Survivor. She was on Craig Kilborn's Late Show Friday night. She had been on David Letterman's show the night before, but she didn't get to sit down, she only got to talk to Dave from the doorway. She looked a lot like she had been looking, but on Craig's show she had her hair done totally different and was wearing a backless top. She talked to Craig and the audience as if it was just them and there were no cameras. She's very funny and I love her! DATELINE: 08.09.00: I'm watching Survivor right now. It's three-quarters of the way through. Colleen almost got immunity. The six survivors had to stand on a wood plank in the ocean and just try not to fall off. Rudy fell in, then wobbly Richard. Then Sue and Sean fell. Then for a long time Kelly and Colleen were out there. Colleen then moved and lost her balance and fell in. But she looked great out there. Very smooth and poised. Unfortunately, Colleen's got a lot of bug bites or scabs or cuts or stuff all over her legs. It's unsightly, and apparently painful, but I am still with Colleen. And now, we'll find out soon. If Colleen is voted off, she'll probably be on Letterman and other CBS shows, and I will have to watch or tape that stuff. Rich is voting for... SEAN! It looks like Rich and Sue and Rudy were going to vote off Kelly. But Kelly got immunity, so they are going to vote for Sean. It looks like Sean is getting five votes. And Sean is voting for Colleen. But he thinks she's cool, but is going with what he thinks is the flow. This is going to be a great shocker for Sean and Colleen! No, wait, Colleen got two votes and Sean got two. Now Colleen got a fourth vote. Ohhhh, the show tricked me! Rich voted for Colleen, not Sean. Earlier they showed Rich, Sue and Rudy plan to vote off Sean, but now that's not the case. Goodbye, my dear... I shall be hardpressed to tune in next week. "Play fair, be nice," the host repeated Colleen's last words to the remaining survivors. "That's a wonderful person," then said Rich. They all looked pretty sad. But not as sad as me. DATELINE: 08.10.00: The next morning on the Bryant Gumble show, they had a round table discussion with three people. Also, Seventeen magazine polled to see which remaining castaway girls would want as their best girlfriend. Colleen 55% 
She's been off the island for two months now. Colleen was the last of the Tagi tribe though. Colleen is funny and has a great voice. Colleen got into the thing practically accidentally. She was shopping and her friend said something, and then Colleen got on and said "pick my friend." Next thing, she got a call and got on board a flight to Malaysia. Next thing, the cable went out and my tape stops just as Colleen starts to talk about her and Greg. Did anyone else tape the show? Cable came back on just before Martha Stewart's show. Colleen on Evening Magazine: her legs hurt but are a lot better, but not fully yet, or for quite a while to come; she will not pose for Playboy; now she says that the whole Greg and her affair was a gag. I don't know. She was just on David Letterman -- and she was amazing! So sweet, smart, funny, delightful. Delightful young lady. Yes, delightful and young. And a lady. She's at Miami Ad School working on a two year portfolio program. She has a cat. I'd not only put up with her cat if she wanted me to live with her, I'd also love and embrace her cat. By the way, this is no cat-pussycat-pussy-women's-reproductive-organs reference. I mean cat, like the feline mammal. Like "Miss Tibbsey" and "Ashfurred" and "Buster". And those are not nicknames of old girlfriend's sexual organs. God, all you people think about is sex! Or... is that... me?
From Last Week's Episode!"I think Sean was uh -- I hope this is how you spell your name -- pretty pathetic this week, because, first he goes 'I'm looking out for everybody's best interest', and now he's looking out for his own interest. I think if anybody should get voted off this time it should be him, without question. He's a putz." -- Colleen. God I love that girl. He's a putz. So funny. She's so great. Gervase got voted off. When he started getting votes, Colleen put her hand on his shoulder. She's so sweet. She and Gervase knew that because of the alliance they were both contenders. She may very well get kicked off next week... (dot dot dot).
Colleen in Playboy? Tuesday, August 1, 2000 Toronto -- Jenna Lewis already has been voted off Survivor island, but she still might cash in big-time on her reality-TV exposure. Playboy magazine wants her to pose for a pictorial, the 23-year-old from small-town New Hampshire told The Sun yesterday. "They've asked me and they've asked Colleen. I think we're the only two that they've approached," said Lewis, who last week was the ninth of 16 castaways voted off. Fellow Survivor castaway Colleen Haskell isn't interested, but Lewis is leaning toward saying yes. "I would do it a lot for the money. No joke. I didn't win the million. I don't know but I would definitely hold out for a big offer," said Lewis, who was here to promote Global TV, which airs Survivor in Canada. Here are www.playboy.com's
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Colleen in the News! From July 26: New! Am watching Survivor right now. Colleen has already won a free BBQ meal and letters from home. She won the competition! She's wearing a brown bikini a lot tonight, and is experimenting with wearing some tiny little stretchy thing as a skirt. She's so lithe and sensuous. And she is now planning a new strategy as far as not getting voted off. We'll find out soon! Well it looks like they're going to vote off either Jenna or Rich. I hope it's Rich because right now Jenna is working with Colleen. So... One for RICH. One for JENNA. One for JENNA. One for RICH. One for RICH. One for SEAN. One for JENNA. One for ....... JENNA. Jenna is gone. The tribe has spoken. Visit the ever special, ever bright, shining light on stupid prime time television, Colleen at Person of the Week. On July 20th, 2000 I watched Survivor for the second or third time. I fell in love with cute Colleen Haskell. She takes everything so easy. She's not all freaked out about winning. She is young and wears skin tight clothes. And she has the cutest most darling little waist. And nice skin. What a doll! Luckily she did not get voted off last time. The show is on CBS, Wednesdays at 8. Turns out she loves French films. Do you know the only other person that I know who loves French films? That's right, me. Whoa, I just found out that she had sex with Greg! Outstanding! This is pure Colleen. Life is all about sex and relationships and she knows how to live. It's the whole French films thing. From Anne Stedman, previous person of the week: "I think every boy thinks the same thing about Colleen. I even think she's pretty cute." Stats Colleen's Biography
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