I just returned from an expedition to the nearest In N Out Burger.

I was sitting here, and my stomach was like, "Ted! Hey, it's me your tummy! I need some food! I haven't had anything to eat since last night and now it's 3pm!"

And then I was like, "I hear you stomach! What do you want?"

And he said, "I have a hank'rin' for a hunka In N Out."

And it was like my stomach read my mind. "Me too!" I shouted with glee.

So then we dressed up in ski wear, for the cold August afternoon ride across the Golden Gate Bridge. It was freezing and windy of course. And my motorcycle was all like, "hey this wind is pretty gusty, huh?!"

And I was like, "yeah."

Then it warmed up when we got into the Mill Valley area! I took the Seminary Rd or Dr exit, and turned left on Seminary. First I passed a McDonald's with a big drive thru line and I was like, "suckers!" McDonald's sucks.

And then just a little ways further... IN N OUT BURGER on your right!!!

So, I went in and there were two of the most disgusting, gigantic, totally obese, like each-weighing-in-at-well-over-400lbs blobs, in line trying to decide something. Then they left!

I ordered my classic IN N OUT fav: plain double double, just meat and cheese on that, fries, medium root beer.

As I was waiting, the most attractive girl I've seen in days walks in. This gal, I tell ya, this girl, you should have seen her. She was wearing these tight clothes, and everything looked really good, right. And she's very, very pretty. And then I noticed, unfortunately, that this girl is probably about 15 or 16 years old. Yeah, she's in there with her mom and her kid brother.

Then I rode back, paid the lame $3 toll, and am back sitting at my computer while my IN N OUT meal-of-love digests!

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