Early Diatribes on "Language" Censorship!
Tuesday, May 13, 2003

Classic Puritan Americana: You can say "ass" on most, if not all, TV stations and you can say "hole" on all TV stations. But you can't put the two words together. You can say both words, but you can't say them one right after the other. You can probably get away with it, if you are talking about Biblical animals and you end a sentence in the word "ass." And then you start a new sentence right after with the word "hole." But you'd then have to be careful upon HOW you say it... "Where's the shovel, Ezekial?" "It's in the barn, over by the ass." "Hole digging time now Ezekial, that's why I asked about the shovel."