Man-Child

Once upon a time there was a man. He was really more of a man-child. One of his legs was four inches shorter than the other. No, it's not me. Due to the leg "injury" as Charlie called it, he walked "funny".

Yes, his name was Charlie. Everyone called him "Retard" or "Retarded Charlie" or "Charlie with the Retard Walk" or "Charlie R. Tard" or -- you get the idea.

One day Charlie tried drugs. While in his drugged state, Charlie thought that if he cut out four inches of the middle of his longer leg, he could even them out.

Charlie got a saw and went to work. After he'd cut out 4 inches, he couldn't figure out how to reconnect the leg. He also couldn't stop the bleeding.

Charlie bled to death because he did drugs. Stay drug-free!