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Non-Fiction Tales of Truth!

Classic Non-Fiction from tedstrong.com! Some of this non-fiction you may have read before as some of it may have been sent out to you once in email form. But new true-life tales are on the way!

New expose: Sometimes I make up stories, and/or tweak real news stories, here's one so stupid, that it's actually real -- the only additions being my pointed comments -- on some FCC asshole demanding an overturn of the decision not to fine Bono for using the f-word (fuck)... Bono's Use of Expletive Gets Second Look

My Yoga Experiences (may contain nudity)!

New! Guys Named Ted!

Me and Bernie Kopell.

Good TV shows on BBC America:
Waking the Dead
Wire in the Blood
The Office

New feature: dessert recipes! Swedish Lemon Squares! Plus White Chocolate Macadamia Nut Cookies -- there's also milk chocolate chips in these!!!

Ass!

Are you an alcoholic? Don't know? Well, does this look interesting to you?

Here's my favorite one sentence synopsis of Gigli so far, from a magazine called The Week: Gigli (R) A gangster and a lesbian kidnap a retarded boy and fall in love.

New... on Harrison Ford.

Check out my man EStahl receiving another award! For the full story click here!

Just added, my cab ride experience from one day in May 2000.

One day I ran across one of the most poorly written user reviews I'd ever come across on the imdb: "A Fresh Feeling Entree to a Tired Gender." You must check it out.

I got this email from Evite, thought it was funny.

Personal events from 2003.

The Family Feud!

Pat Cohan Bar.

Freschetta (Sept/01)

In N Out Burger (Sept/01)

Apple Allergy (Aug/01)

Anti Depressants (Aug/01)

Smoking (Aug/01)

Genova's Trip (Aug/01)

Michael Keaton (Aug/01)

Apple V. Lime (Aug/01)

April Fools (Aug/01)

Crocodile Dundee (Aug/01)

The Iced Beef Sandwich -- a Recipe!

United States Postal Office -- a True Story!

New Email Address (12.12.00)

Last Night I Had a Dream (1.4.1)

Is It Because I'm 30? (1.10.1)

Top Gun 2 (1.30.1)

Religious Thoughts (1.31.1)

Fun in the Kitchen! (2.6.1)

Remakes (2.7.1)

The Ass Who Lives Above Me (6.1)

Pete, Steve and Lisa Meet Eva Marie Saint

Motorcycle Ride

The Dead Battery

The Crash

Xmas 2000

New York City 2000

Paris 2000

Ed Asner

Sharon Tate-Claudine Longet-Anita Pallenberg-Marianne Faithfull

The Jeff Goldblum Sucks Essay

The Penis

Beware the Coming Revolution!

Tales of the Future!

Pizza

For more on fat people click here.

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