PAJAMA DRAWSTRING SURPRISE!

I was just out walking Mr C and he started taking a -- having a bowel movement, and so he's like squatting down and disposing of some waste, then he starts to walk away, still squating, and drops a little more.

Then he starts walking again, still squating and starts to drop some -- but it isn't dropping, he's got like a 5 inch link of crap hanging out of his anus and he starts freaking out. So he's running in circles trying to bite at his ass. So he stops and tries to crap more out and he does. Now he's got a foot long, skinny brown link hanging from his ass, right?

And then I flashback. I remember seeing him chewing on a drawstring in a pair of my pajamas. Then I remember the draw string being gone. And that's what's hanging out of Mr C's back end right now. So he's got a navy blue foot and half shit-coated cotton drawstring hanging out of his anus and he is freaking. He can't get it out. Finally I have to step on it and lightly kick him away from it. Then I had to pick it all up. With all his running around, his crap was spread about in a five foot radius.