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Reuters May 23, 2004 4:44PM JERUSALEM (Reuters) - Israeli housewife Sharon Meyerson Lemon Pledged her traditional oak cabinet on Sunday, to put a revised plan to do all her dusting on Sundays before her son Chip's ballgames to a vote next week. The voters will be Chip, her husband, Ron, and their daughter, Julia. Sharon's vote will count for two. All she will need will be one voter to side with her, and she will, in effect, decide whether dusting the house will be done on Sundays, or Tuesdays (which has been dusting day for 12 years). Meanwhile, in the bedroom, Ron "Gaza" Meyerson continues to refuse to wear a condom and prefers the method of "pulling out" during intercourse with his wife Sharon. Sharon tried the birth control pill, but found the side effects too daunting. "As we all know, 'pulling out' before ejaculation is risky and ridiculous, we're not even Catholic," Sharon said Tuesday at a press conference. She plans to put to a vote whether "Gaza" pull-out should continue, or if Ron should start using condoms. Again her vote will count for two; only she and Ron will be voting. Ron takes issue with the entire voting idea, for obvious reasons. Catholic groups have taken issue with what they consider a cheap shot aimed at their religion, by Sharon. Cardinal Alfonso Lopez Trujillo once again pointed to his claim that "the spermatozoon can easily pass through the 'net' that is formed by the condom. We have enough trouble stopping people from having sex -- we don't need Ms. Meyerson and her free-love radicalism dissing us." An angry Sharon retorted that Trujillo's remarks were "unacceptable and intolerable. What is he talking about? Free-love radical? I mean, I'm a Republican, even."
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