Smoking

I have good news. The monkey is finally off my back. Yes, I have quit smoking. Last night. I was just laying in bed and my throat hurt and I was like, "What am I doing?" Then I was running through all the reasons to not smoke: tongue cancer, mouth cancer, lip cancer, lung cancer, throat cancer (Sammy Davis Jr died of this, he weighed like 63 pounds when he finally died), heart disease, clothes and things smell like smoke, cigarets cost $$$ that could go toward... milk, or other healthy alternatives. Ash bits fly around and land on clothes, burns, coughing, blackmail, murder. Well, it's over now. Love, Ted.

Ah, how innocent we seem, eh? I wrote that months ago. And have smoked at least 200 cigarets since then. Hell, I'm smoking right now.