Top Gun 2

I'm at work in Emeryville today and I got to thinking what if valets had nicknames like Maverick and Iceman and Hollywood and Slider?  And they were always hanging out at the valet sign razzing each other, bragging about their car parking expertise.  And you drop off your car and the guy is like, "Yeah, Mav's a good driver... but he's DANGEROUS" and you're like "uhhhh, right."  And then they're talking about the time they gave some dude the bird.  And they stand around flexing, with oils glistening on their chests and they usually take their shirts off.  And then when they bring up your car they jump out and slide across the hood and toss you your keys and wink and give you the thumbs up and then him and the others are all constantly high-fiving each other?  Just, what if.